bigbootybitchblaine:

So… I’ll see you really, really soon?

Yes, sir.

(Source: kurtshummus)

bigbootybitchblaine:

This sounds… really, really good.

Oh, I know.

(Source: kurtshummus)

bigbootybitchblaine:

I like this plan, because I miss you too. Like… lots.

You’ll like it more later tonight.

(Source: kurtshummus)

bigbootybitchblaine:

So we’re going on a date tonight? Can’t say that I’m opposed…

You’re picking me up at 7, and we’re going to Breadstix, then we’re going to go not watch a movie because I miss you.

(Source: kurtshummus)

bigbootybitchblaine:

Wait, which ones? The ones that are tight in front or the ones that are tight in back?

The back. The ones that are tight in the front are for our date tonight.

(Source: kurtshummus)

bigbootybitchblaine:

You’re incorporating purple, right?

Yes. And those jeans I like.

(Source: kurtshummus)

bigbootybitchblaine:

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I haven’t logged on in ages. Too busy picking out your outfits for your first day.

(Source: kurtshummus)

HEEEEEELLLOOOOOOO! 

• Teacher: use harassment in a sentence
• Student: I was in love with this girl and harassment a lot to me